I have a friend that is horney as hell.left her man .and dog chewed up her toy.She has no money to buy new toy. What should she do?
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Go find her a decent man.
sit on a dryer
Improvise, I'm sure if she is HORNY enough she can find something around there to substitute either one of them !! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!!
realize that if she cant live without sex she need help!!
she can come over to my house if she is cutem i can help.
i was told that a shower massager is great
lol Call the plumber ; >
Is there an opeing I can fit?
sounds like you are the horny one, you idiot.
index and middle finger work fine..or just take care of it yourself..
Why dont the both of you try it on, because you already know she horny minus her toy.
Must be a WEBCAM Scam. If not utilize free porn downloands on the internet and use your hand. Thats if you choose not to cheat.
try fruits and vegetables..I 've heard cucumbers work. Protected of course.
Hmmmmm. is her dog a male or female? maybe she could find something to do with her pets. Hey!! don't be sick.. what were all of you thinking.. haha.
Get a new toy or wait for her man to come back..
tie two socks together - makes a great toy for a dog.
talk to smebody i guess.
First of all she learn her lesson never leave anything where a dog can reach. Second of all she is just going to have to go for the real thing till she has $$ to buy new one. But don't blame the dog for it its always us people that leave things laying around then a dog gets bored and chews things up.
Why don't you go over there and pleasure her?
She could also get a un-ripe banana or cucumber for under a buck. Get a normal size cucumber though - don't ruin yourself down there!
Does she still have fingers that work?
well she still has the dog .
Perhaps if she got a job, she would have money. And be more desirable so a man would be interested in helping her. If she's desperate, she can always walk down the street and trick a little for money. Then when she's in prison one of the other prisoners will be happy to help.
Well Charlie I guess you have to help her. However if you're not interested, try Veggies, Fruits, shower massage, fingers, candles, geez tell her to use her imagination. Can't that hard.
Enjoy the jaggy bits the dog has made =P
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